The Amazing Spiderman comes out in theatres on July 3rd. The question isn't, will it be a good movie, chances are it will be better or as good as the Sam Raimi directed trilogy. The real question is, why do another spiderman origin movie so soon after the trilogy? They aren't exactly the same, true, but they are similar enough at the core to warrant some pause as to why we felt it necessary to make another go of it.
Is this becoming a trend, much like the trend of franchising movies into three or four parts?
I get the desire to tell the version you feel really strongly about. The Hulk is a good example here. Ang Lee, who I am sure does fine work, did a horrible job of representing not only the Hulk, but every character in the story. I can see why it was slotted for a do-over.
I believe that a rebooting a movie can be done well and it can be done badly and it's all in the timing. Did the Hulk need it? Yes, god yes. Does Spiderman? Not really. What is next, reboot the Harry Potter saga with new actors? Didn't like the Avengers? Let's reboot that too...
The American novelist, Ellen Glasgow said, “All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.”
The reboot, as a trend, will ultimately destroy the already tenuous creativity in the movie industry. Production funding is like water, it will find the easiest path.
I want to see a great movie, done with care and passion. I don't want to see someone else's version of a great movie with the "New Improved" label on it.
It’s kind of funny how the times change. I swear, if I was a teen now, I’d be so
freakin’ cool!
However, I’m not! A
teen or cool.
No, I don’t wish to relive THOSE years but it just kills me
sometimes to realize that the dork I was back in the day would be practically
the coolest kid in school by the standards of today.
Maybe not.
I was really introverted but that was really because no one
got my humor or my likes and they surely didn’t get me. I went to school during the age of designer
jeans and jocks. I wasn’t the pretty
blond nor was I athletic. I was raised
by a single mom and we didn’t live in a cool house. The area I grew up in was rich and it was
petty. It still is, sadly.
However, I look at my children and I see the same dorkiness
I myself possessed (without the high doses of shy) and they do really
great. They only have a few friends but
those friends are good friends. They are
into fandoms and music and art and they aren’t treated like lepers for it. If they decided to go to school dressed like
it is 1982 or 1967, it doesn’t matter because they are only expressing
themselves. If they get said clothes
from Good Will that’s even cooler. Today’s
kids don’t realize that if it weren’t for geeks and freaks like me back in the
day they wouldn’t be so free to be themselves.
We fought the battlefields of wedgies and abuse just for the
right to read Douglas Adams without ridicule.
We stood up to the ignorant jocks and the shallow beauty queens just so
we were able to listen to classic rock and give reports on The Who’s
Tommy. We were the ones that laid the
paths with our own blood and tears just so kids these days can dress up as
anime characters at cons and not get beaten up for it.
They just don’t appreciate what we gave up for them so that
they could be so bloody cool.
Now, to be a geek is cool, mainstream, almost…too much. When you can see a fashion model wearing an
8-bit MineCraft diamond pickaxe necklace that you’re just so sure she doesn’t
get or that tee-shirt that says she’s a Ravenclaw (RIGHT!!!) and you die just a
little bit on the inside. I know there
are geeks and dorks and nerds in every corner of the world but sometimes you just
know that some people are just doing it because it’s cool and they really don’t
get it. I have a shirt that has a
picture of the TARDIS and it says ‘Let’s play Doctor’ and I can’t begin to tell
you how many people JUST DON’T GET IT!
Now, I don’t expect people to get the more obscure of my geek stuffs but
I would hope people would at least understand my COEXIST shirt.
Or not.
Anyway, my point is these kids nowadays just don’t
appreciate how hard it was for us geeks.
They just don’t appreciate how easy it is for them.
It used to be that I would make fun of the overly zealous
fanatics in fandom. Yes, the cartoon The
Real Ghostbusters was very different from the movies but it’s all cool even if
Egon is a blond and Slimer is now a full on member of the team. It’s all good, right? I used to be very forgiving of change and
manipulation to canon that, looking back, probably made me a bad fan.
Then I realized, a few days ago, that I’ve now become a
crazy uber fan that hates canon change.
Let me explain:
Doctor Who ~ Good as Gold
Let me explain further…
Blue Peter had yet another Doctor Who contest for
kids. Three little girls wrote a script
and Steven Moffat picked the winning script to be turned into the little mini
DW episode seen below.
It is cute and sweet and not only TOTALLY INACCURATE but
CANONICALLY UNSTABLE!!!
(Things are about to explode, so watch out!)
Now, while I totally appreciate and fully believe in
inspiring children to write and I think these little girls are freakin’ adorable,
I utterly blame Steven for this travesty.
Watch out, Amy! Companion competition!
Now, my facts may be off here (and I’ve just spent an hour
trying to verify the info) but I believe Russell T Davies had negated a few of
the Classic Who books with a few of his Tenth Doctor episodes. I’ll let this slide as not many have read the
books and a lot of the New Who fans ignore anything Classic Who. (WHY? I JUST DON’T KNOW!)
Anyway, this little short written by the adorable, cute,
sweet little girls should make me smile and awwww and not be utterly put off by:
A)A Weeping Angel on the TARDIS and is apparently still on-board.
B)The Sonic Screwdriver being used as a 'killing' weapon. (Would not happen!)
C)The Doctor DOUBLING OVER HIS OWN TIMELINE IN A
FIXED POINT!!!
See, there is this little episode called ‘Fear Her’ and it
featured a little girl named Chloe Webber.
Chloe had an alien called an Isolus.
It gave her the ability to trap people inside her drawings. After trapping the Doctor and Rose releasing
him, he ran with the Olympic Torch to the stadium, lit the flame and then went
back to Rose.
Of course, he mustn’t have noticed the TARDIS parked in the
middle of the stadium so the other torch bearer ran inside. I mean, he’s a bit of a ditz at times but I
do like to believe he might’ve noticed something like that.
This kind of messes with canon and this is also why a lot of
people were put out by Matt Smith running with the torch in Cardiff. I was actually happy for the little
klutz.
Matt, Matt, Matt of the TARDIS
Dorky as can be...
AHHHHHH! Watch out for that random middle-aged man-child dressed like Davros standing in the middle of the road...
*TRIPS*
Awwww, Matt!
There were loads of others that
had hoped it would be David Tennant.
See, this is what happens when you promise us chocolate but you deliver
pixie sticks instead. (Both good, but vastly different.)
Now, there are plenty of people that jumped down my throat
to point out that it was a kids contest.
Again, I do understand this fact.
My issue is with Steven for choosing it knowing that ‘Fear Her’ would
still be fresh in people’s memories and he should have taken that into
consideration. I like Steven. I had expected better.
A few years ago, I may have been willing to ignore this and
it wouldn’t have bothered me. Hell, I
read fanfiction and canon is practically raped in those stories but they aren’t
filmed and put out there to be placed within canon. It is hard to ignore something on film as
being just a ‘cute little thing they did’ when they use the sets and actors
from the show itself. This is what
everyone keeps missing. The Real
Ghostbusters was animated with different voice actors and could never really be
a part of the Ghostbusters canon just like some people don’t consider novels in
some fandoms to be a part of the actual canon either. This, though, this is a different story and I’m
utterly disappoint.
Today is the day we celebrate all things Douglas Adams. I'm doing my part by sharing this mini pic-spam with you.
I've got mine!!!
Words of Wisdom!
Ford is ALWAYS prepared.
So, go read one of Adams' books. Watch the movie or BBC version of Hitchhikers Guide. Quote him. Carry a towel. Anything! As long as you remember what a brilliant man he was and live today like the Vogons will be here tomorrow!
I thought I'd share a couple of things in Geekdom that I am currently crushing heavily on. I'll share these little tidbits with you as they tickle my fancy. It's a very ticklish fancy so I can promise lots of geeky goodness.
First, I'd like to share with you the wonders of Steam Powered Giraffe. This is a band that consists of The Jon, The Spine and Rabbit, three automatons that were...well, you can read their very detailed history on their site. In real life they are Jonathan Sprague, Michael Bennett and Christopher 'Bunny' Bennett. They are creative, amazingly talented and hysterical.
These are my two favourite songs that I cannot stop listening to:
Honeybee...
Brass Goggles...
These guys are also street performers in San Diego. Here is one of my favourite street performances they do:
'BOBBY McDARIN!'
Okay, other than lovely automaton singing troupes, I also have a huge girl crush on Felicia Day. (Really, though, who doesn't?) Well, our favourite Geek-Girl not only has a great...well, what isn't she involved in? She has a video blog. It is called The Flog. It is made of awesome with a side of 'I want to be her when I grow up!' She has her five favourite things and she also has a bit where she learns a new skill set like being a blacksmith and learning about steampunk couture. She also answers a fan question at the end of each episode.
She is so freakin' adorable!!!
There is a group of actors from Bad Dog Theatre that have been putting on a parody of Game of Thrones. I WISH they would post full episodes and not just recaps because these guys are hilarious! If you are a GoT fan you will totally appreciate the in-jokes. If you aren't, the jokes are STILL funny!
Finally, I want to share a random meme of the day. It may be old, it may be new but it will always be something that made me laugh. (Also, it may not be daily as I tend to be forgetful!) This one is for my Game of Thrones breathren!
As I was pondering the topic of my first post, the Lovely
Blade gave me an idea based on his own outrage over
something I myself have never put much thought into.
Labels.
I’m a fanfic writer. Not
a good one or you’d have read my work. I
write slash. For those of you unfamiliar with this genre, slash is not a horror movie term in the fanfic world. Slash means two male characters in a relationship, their names are separated by a / mark. The opposite is femslash. (For example: the original slash couple, Kirk/Spock.) I have a lot of fandoms I like but I only really read/write in
three. I like Harry Potter, Torchwood
and sometimes Doctor Who. Yes, I’m one
of those girls, loving the gay and wanting to pair all male characters…except I
really don’t.
Not all male characters need to be paired up and some should
never even be led near anything that resembles sex even in a canon pairing. (Honestly, do you really want to read about
Hagrid and Madame Maxime bumping literal uglies?) Conversely, just because you like to pair up
certain characters doesn’t mean they have to have sex.
I HATE writing sex scenes.
They make me uncomfortable to write.
There are just so many ways you can describe a sex scene and I’m positive
that there is definitely someone out there that will judge me and comment that
somehow I did it wrong. I’m too much of
a wimp to try. So I tend to focus on the
relationship. I’m good at writing a
nice, thick, angsty relationship with lots of drama and suspense. There are wonderful stories out there that
are plot thick, relationship thick and sex free while still remaining in the ‘slash’ genre. Sarah Rees Brennan, author of The Demon’s
Lexicon Trilogy, once wrote under the name Mistful and had the loveliest pieces
of slash fanfic on the internet. One is a drama called Underwater Light and
another is a comedy called Drop Dead Gorgeous.
If you were lucky enough to have nabbed her work before she removed them
from the ether (or you have awesome friends that have a copy) you know that
even though the main pairing in these stories are Harry and Draco they are plot
heavy with great endings.
Also, no sex. Oh,
there were moments that were close but no actual sex. That didn’t take away from the stories and if
you were looking for a fu-q-fest then you would be highly disappointed.
Conversely, there is the Civil War-verse by Sushi and The
Tea Series by Telanu. Both are chock
full of the gay sexing and yet they are so plot heavy that you could skip the
dirty bits and still come out utterly satisfied with stories that rip your
heart out. Civil War is darker and the
tone is that of torture, rape and abuse and how two characters, Harry and
Snape, deal with this and survive. It
isn’t always healthy but they do get through it. The Tea Series is dubious in the age range of
Harry and his relationship to Snape but the plot is brilliant and sneaks up on
you as you fall in love with the characters.
My point being that you don’t have to write dirty to write
slash and you don’t have to ignore a good plot just to write porn.
Now I shift over to Torchwood and the King Blade issue (I
thought he may worry about his manliness if I kept up the ‘lovely’ bit).
In Torchwood, unlike in Harry Potter, there is an
established gay pairing that most of the fanfic writers love to write about,
Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones (May he rest in peace). The issue being, should it still be
considered a slash fic even though the pairing is canon? I never put much thought into it because I’ve
been in fanfic for so long that, for me, it is just common courtesy. Say, someone only likes reading Gwack
(Jack/Gwen Cooper) and you don’t say that your story is Janto (Jack/Ianto), and
they may become very put out and complain to your mod, thus getting you chewed
out and possibly banned from that site.
(Yes, it could take something that small to be banned because we all
walk on eggshells over in fanfic because of all the censorship issues that are
constantly on the horizon in fandom.) I
think it is much like the disclaimer you place in your title saying you don’t
own anything and that you are basically borrowing the characters and you’ll put
them back when you’re done.
I see The Mighty Blade’s point, though. If you know the fandom, watch the show, you
should know who the canon pairings are so why do you have to warn people. I guess, being a part of that fandom for so
long, I know the idiots that troll it so it is always smart to cover your
butt. There are those that only read the
hetero pairings, which is crap if you watch the show you should be open minded to
all canon pairings and if you aren’t then maybe you should find another fandom.
What I find hysterical is that, if you are familiar with
Captain Jack Harkness, he is always going on about labels and how he hates them
and yet his fandom labels him all the time.
Now, if you are not a fan of slash yet you like a certain
fandom, you can still find plenty of fanfic out there that tells the story
without the graphic sex…unless that’s what gets you off.
This isn't a Joss Whedon love blog. But I do so love Joss Whedon, so he will come up a few times on this blog. If you aren't in love with his work, then this is where we part ways. I want my Led Zeppelin albums and collection of blackest night rings drinking glasses and I will be on my way. I said, "good day sir!"
Seriously, he is great.
I was wondering (to myself as I am want to do) why it is that his shortest lived television series made such an impression on so many people. I mean, I know that I love "Firefly". I'm a browncoat through and through, we will rise again! And not in a southerner racist kind of way, but in a "I'm not going to let the 'Verse play pongo with my nethers just because it has a majority vote to do so", kind of way. But why do I love Firefly? Pescifically...
I came up with the answer thanks to my best friend, Joe. Predictably, he hit right upon my wanderings without even meaning to. He is ever the Solo to my Luke. We were discussing a show running now, "Once Upon a Time." He was very much into it and I had only seen one episode. I was resistant to discussing this show because I just didn't feel it was that great. He said that I wasn't invested in the characters yet, that I needed to watch a few more episodes and I would be hooked. He was right, I watched a few more and then I was a fish on a line, watching each episode like a kid with a new toy, mixing similes and idioms with wild abandon!
Point is, I was invested in the characters, the story went where it wanted, but I was invested in the people. Firefly caught me with the very first moment, the very first scene and I cared about what happened to these people. I was invested in the crew of Serenity, the ship being no less a part of the crew. Mal pats one of the pipes of Serenity in "Out of Gas" with love and affection. You feel this through the cold light of television.
Joss Whedon can pull emotion from you, he can make you feel. But even he couldn't forsee how Firefly would evolve into the icon it has become. The show is a beacon for the underdog, that no matter how bad things get, we can keep moving. We don't have to go gently into any ones good night. We have the same rights as any one else to live and to kill people.
That the show only had one season, canceled before it's time by Fox, only served to spark the underdogs inside each of us to action. We were the browncoats, Fox unwittingly became our Alliance and we aimed to misbehave. With righteous indignation we wrote and protested the early demise of our emotional investment. Joss gave us "Serenity", a movie that, for the most part was a salve for our wounds. For like the browncoats, we fought bravely but we didn't win. We got a movie and that was a small piece of mercy. So we moved on, still browncoats, still hurt, but with head held high.
In the end we came to accept there would be only one season, one movie. But then, it spawned books, fan fiction and debate. Sometimes you have to make your own happy ending.
So, there you go. The secret to Firefly is the same secret mothers have had from time immemorial, it's love. I will leave you with this line from the movie Serenity, one that I tear up each time upon recalling...
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you
don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love
keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore
she keens...makes her a home." - Mal Reynolds
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